I vote for aardvark akido

As I get older, I tend to get more and more convinced that nothing can prove surprising. For example, before “Team America: World Police” came along, I never would have thought that anyone could make a feature-length film with marionettes. Yeah.

I was born long before the invention of the Internet, though, and that – what would you call it, a collective, an organization, a medium? – whatever is what offers up the most inventive, often hilarious surprises imaginable.

Take, for example, Dog Judo , which was sent to me by my old grad-school pal Dave Bemis. Damn, man, what’s next?

Below : My friend Dave assures me that “no dogs were hurt during the making of these short comedies…”