My first Christmas gift will be delivered next Tuesday …

And it’ll only cost $1. Thank you, Garland Theater. That’s right, friends! Totally Tubular Tuesdays are back for the month of December, which means every Tuesday there’ll be a $1 movie starting at 7 p.m. Here’s the lineup: •December 6 — The Muppet Christmas Carol •December 13 — Home Alone •December 20 — A Christmas Story •December 27 — Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (this one’s kind of a stretch for a Christmas movie, but I’m not complaining … I mean, after all, I did ask Santa for lickable wallpaper more than once)