Can�t touch this. Unless you have $5

So there I was, schlepping through the aisles of everybody’s favorite retail giant, when I came across a bin with a big $5 sign perched on top.

You know me. I never met a bargain I didn’t like so of course I had to take a closer look. At first I was all like, “No way! I love these guys. Oh, and those guys!”

Then as I pawed deeper into the bargain bin of broken dreams …

Boston … I got more than a feeling they never expected to end up here.

Backstreet Boys … Probably, this is not what larger than life is supposed to feel like.

Air Supply … They’ll have to make love outta nothing at all ‘cuz that’s all they got.

MC Hammer … Someone better be praying for a comeback.

Vanilla Ice … Will it ever stop? Yo, it stopped a long time ago.

Tom Petty … I can’t come around here no more. It’s too depressing.