Slice answer

Today’s Slice column in print included a multiple-choice exercise in which readers of a certain age were asked to characterize their role during dodgeball back in school.

Ashley Steinhart selected the last option, “Other.”

“Non-violent Peace Protestor,” she wrote. “Hell NO, I won’t GO! Threw myself on the front lines, under the proverbial tanks, as the first voluntary casualty.”

Then she sat down.