If you were arrested and booked into jail

What look would go for in your mug shot?

A) I’m not really drunk. B) I’m not really high. C) This is all a big misunderstanding. D) Upbeat, confident. E) Well, this day has just turned out great. F) I might look wasted but I’m actually in complete command of my…what’s that on my sleeve…GET IT OFF ME, MAN. G) Most likely to succeed. H) One day I’ll laugh about this. I) Two shows nightly. J) Other.