Mayberry After Midnight

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These boys are about to revamp their own little newspaper to make it more like the kick-ass names-named gossip column “Mayberry After Midnight” appearing in the Mayberry Gazette.

A small-town paper actually running a column like “Mayberry After Midnight” would cause such a ferocious fecal storm and drive away advertisers at such a breakneck pace that, well, it would be entertaining while it lasted.

But it remains the most deliciously absurd name for a column ever.