Some days you just have to tell your sensible eating plan to suck it

On those days, I suggest you make a stop at Chattee’s , and order a Pork Chop Sandwich, which is pretty much a deep-fried pork doughnut topped with pickles, onions and mustard.

FYI: I grew up on these sandwiches and my heart is still in relatively decent working order … of course that’s probably because I always order my high-calorie meat-on-a-bun meals with diet soda, and at Chattee’s you can get Diet Dr. Pepper! Pork doughnut + Pepper = Perfection.