A Neil Young/Jane Austen mashup

If Neil Young had written songs about Jane Austen characters, here are some of the lyrics that might have emerged.

1.)

Down by the river

I shot Lady Catherine de Bourgh

2.)

Mr. Darcy, look at my life

I’m a lot like you were

3.)

I wanna live

with a Marianne Dashwood

4.)

Once I thought I saw Emma Woodhouse

In a crowded hazy bar

OK, your turn. I tried to find a way to use “Mr. Collins” but fell short.