The Slice RE: Hydro Races: Meh

On his blog, The Slice , Paul Turner posts:

“I challenge anyone reading this to make a convincing case that he or she is less interested in hydroplane racing than I am. Can’t be done. And by the way, I’m not putting it down. To each his own. I’m just saying no one could possibly be less drawn to this particular spectator experience than yours truly.”

Question: Can you make a convincing case in 25 words or less how you’re less interested in this weekend’s Diamond Cup hydroplane races than Paul Turner is?