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Kids, take a tip from a sadder-but-wiser baby boomer who knows.
Do not even think about playing with the toys you receive for Christmas. Don’t even open the product packages.
Store them in the “Future Collectibles” corner of your closet. Then wait a few decades. Trust us, that stuff will be worth big money.
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