Rating cities

Readers of today’s Slice column were asked to rank a list of cities in terms of how happy they would expect to be if living there.

Here’s Karen Botker’s list.

Minneapolis/ St. Paul — TOO COLD

Flagstaff, Ariz. — TOO HOT

Portland, Maine — TOO HUMID

Bend, Ore. — TOO MOSQUITOEY

Logan, Utah — TOO RELIGIOUS

Fort Collins, Colo. — TOO HIGH

Redding, Calif. — TOO HIIIIIIGH MAN

Bozeman — TOO ISOLATED

Madison, Wis. — See comments on Bend and Portland

Austin, Texas — TOO MANY LARGE BUGS

Las Vegas — TOO MUCH DEBAUCHERY

Destin, Fla. — TOO MANY HURRICANES

Vancouver, B. C. — TOO MANY CANADIANS

Though not on the list, she pronounced Spokane/Coeur d’Alene “JUST RIGHT!”