Ground control to Major Liam

Some Spokane kindergarten kids were asked what they want to be when they grow up.

One boy said “astronaut.”

Which makes you wonder about his plan. What’s your guess?

A) He is counting on the U.S. getting back into space exploration. B) He soon will be transferring to a school in China. C) He intends to build his own rocket in his backyard. D) He thought that was synonymous with “proctologist.” E) By the time he is 16, he will be thinking more along the lines of a position in the service industry. F) Other.