Coming in Saturday’s Slice column

There’s an item prefaced with a “You might not want to read this if you are eating breakfast” warning.

That’s on the level. There is a grossness factor in a story shared by a longtime reader.

But I have my doubts about whether that heads-up actually makes the squeamish avert their eyes.

I mean, wouldn’t you be MORE apt to read the item if you saw that?

Of course, another option for me would have been to not print that item. But I like the story. And sometimes that trumps other considerations.