I used to give this woman the finger

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In public. From half a block away.

It was an inside joke. We were and are friends. I like her husband, too.

But I decided to stop doing that when I realized onlookers who were unaware of the backstory might assume I was something less than a gentleman. Plus, it was played.

Do you have a similar story?

No? OK. Well, have a good weekend.