Does your tax return include any lies?
“I listed my Marmot Lodge dues as a tax deductible donation,” wrote insurance man Curt Olsen. “Should I be concerned about this?”
Curt, I recommend standing on the 18th amendment if you are audited.
To paraphrase Ed Norton from “The Honeymooners”… Just say you were drunk when you filled out your return.
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