Jweshawk: Seeking Absolute GOPurity

Jweshawk ( RE: NIPAC airs GOPrecinct endorsements ): Does anyone have a serious breakdown of GOP league play. I can’t keep up with the out maneuvering towards the right. Has there been a crazy scale index, suggest shades of Red, to match preference? And on issues as well as persona?

• On guns, which candidate wants to force women to carry the gun in her womb, so it’s there if the baby needs it?
• On abortion, which candidate wants to make it a capitol offense to even think of having an abortion?
• On Federal Gov., which candidate wants to not only shrink guvment but flush it down the toilet, along with Harry, Hillary, Barrack, and that French Statue?
• On liberty, which candidate wants to outlaw all liberal, socialist, freethinking, progressives, along with their voting rights, gun rights, and citizenship and who will support forced relocation?
• On regulations, which candidates would like to see the end of drinking water, clean air, and all wildlife except dogs and a few cats? Oh, and open range in parks & wilderness, along with a new homestead act?

Question: Can you think of anything to add to Jweshawk’s list for ultra-GOPurists?