If the U.S. invaded Canada…

…because of disappointment about Olympic hockey results and being annoyed by a few choice Tweets…

Would it be good for the Spokane area’s economy?

You know, because we might be a central staging area for a big push across the undefended border north of Spokane.

Or would it all be over so fast that we really wouldn’t have time to experience the economic benefits of a military build-up?

And would the fact that I got married in Canada prompt a knock on the door late one night and a “If you would just come with us, sir, there are a few questions you need to answer.”