“Campus Curry Foes Plan Rally”

For a fraction of a second, that’s what I thought the Huckleberries Online headline said on an 8:57 a.m. post.

It actually said “Campus Carry…,” of course.

But for an instant I thought, “Oh, good grief — what is with those people? Is curry too ethnic for them? Are they so hostile to the very idea of higher education that they imagine everything that happens at a college is a leftist plot?”

Then I came to my senses.

Perhaps operating on a sleep deficit is a little like being on drugs.