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Conversation that did not really happen

But should have.

“There’s this new movie where Scarlett Johansson is given a drug that allows her to use 100 percent of her sweater.”

“Not sweater, brain. It’s 100 percent of her brain.”

“Oh.”

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "The Slice." Read all stories from this blog