Q and A
Q: Are you now or have you ever been a user of mass transit?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you now disassociate yourself from those ties?
A: No. Have you seen the forecast? There’s a chance I will have to take the bus tomorrow morning.
Q: Is it your claim, sir, that this so-called “alternative” transportation is consistent with our cherished American way of life?
A: To each his own.
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