News Features Blinded me with you know what Thu., Oct. 16, 2014 By Paul Turner srpaulturner@gmail.com X Email Reddit SMS http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fear-ebola-outbreak-make-nation-turn-science?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_141016_Borowitz&CUST_ID=25055572&spMailingID=7208458&spUserID=MzA3MDY4NTEwNzcS1&spJobID=541761736&spReportId=NTQxNzYxNzM2S0 * This story was originally published as a post from the blog "The Slice." Read all stories from this blog