A tale of two Guinea pigs

A friend’s kids have a couple of Guinea pigs.

One was named “Ginger” because of its color. And before the kids could name the second one, my friend started referring to it as “Mary Ann.”

Of course.

But the kids in question are not familiar with “Gilligan’s Island.” So they had to post a note on the cage to remind them that Guinea pig No. 2 is called Mary Ann.

Maybe they should get a third pet and call it “Lovey.”