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Best book title in history

My friend Janet Culbertson said she stopped picking up pennies after a friend told her college boys would rub coins against their anuses and then make a sport of watching people pick up the befouled pennies.

“I’ve often thought about writing a book for men and boys titled ‘Why You Ain’t Getting Laid.’ The above would be on the list.”

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