When you weigh yourself at home

When weighing yourself at home…

A) I lean and sway this way and that, trying to get the needle to stop at a slightly less alarming place. B) I lean and sway this way and that, trying to get the needle to register the highest possible weight — all in the name of brutal truth. C) Our scale is digital, you can’t really game it. D) If I have forgotten my glasses, it doesn’t really matter because I cannot make out the reading on the scale. E) Other.