Is Marmot Lodge a communist, subversive organization?

The question has come up because I am a bicycle commuter who once met Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

So let me address the most pressing concerns, one by one.

1. Yes, the Marmot Lodge endorses sharing the wealth.

2. Yes, we will be coming for your guns.

3. The Marmot Lodge loves fluoride.

4. A little known codicil to the Marmot Lodge bylaws states, “From each according to his ability, to each according to pie-making ability.”

If you have any further questions, comrade, you are welcome to attend our next meeting.