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An XL pumpkin is…

If you name it does that make it harder to knife it?
By Paul Turner srpaulturner@gmail.com
If you name it does that make it harder to knife it?
If you name it does that make it harder to knife it?

A) A wonder of nature and force-fed fertilizer. B) Grotesque. C) Like something from “Little Shop of Horrors.” D) Fun. E) Other.

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