This is strictly hypothetical, mind you

You’re walking to the elevator when you realize your pants are about to fall down.

So you get on the elevator. You are alone. The doors close. And you immediately begin to tighten your belt.

But approximately one second later, it stops on the next floor. The doors open. A gaggle of office workers get on.

They see you trying to refasten your belt.

What should you say?

A) Nothing, of course. B) “Excuse me, I was just finishing getting dressed.” C) “Excuse me, I was just pleasuring myself.” D) “How about those (name local ball team).” E) Other.