Should “The Martian” come with earworm warning?

Now that “The Martian” is on cable, it might be fair to ask.

Should this movie come with a warning? You know, something like “Caution: Viewing this film could lead to hearing ‘Love Train’ over and over and over in your head.”

Oh, well. Small price to pay. It’s a richly entertaining movie, with an optimistic view of people all over the world working together for a common purpose. You know, like we’ve all climbed aboard a you know what.