Are you afraid to eat asparagus?

A) No. Why? B) No, I’m not afraid of eating it. But I get nervous when my husband does. C) This is not something discussed in polite company. D) The after-effect is quietly known as “the problem” in my home. E) You’re darned right, I’m afraid. F) All I know is somebody at work must have it three times a week. G) Other.