What does this have to do with Friday’s Slice column?

Go ahead and take a stab at it.

A) Cat antics. B) The winter of our discontent. C) Readers’ stories about September snow. D) Thrilling tales of baby boomers recalling winters of their childhood. E) A new recording of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Marmot.” F) A new tell-all book delving into Bing Crosby’s dreams. G) Nuclear family winter. H) Other.