Real marmots vs. Marmot Lodge members

Walked down to Huntington Park and saw some honorary Marmot Lodge members scrambling around on some rocks.

It made me think about the essential differences between actual marmots and lodge members. I can think of five, off the top of my head.

Real marmots seldom wear capri pants.

Real marmots don’t drink beer.

Real marmots are not easily amused.

Real marmots are seldom escorted off the premises by the sergeant-at-arms.

Real marmots think social media is a waste of time.