When your friend starts talking about his deck

What should you do?

A) Close your eyes and start making loud snoring sounds. B) “Bob, I think the world of you. Really, I do. But this deck talk is the most boring stuff I have ever heard.” C) Gently place your hands on his shoulders and say, “What color is the sky in your world?” D) “Could we talk about your colonoscopy or something instead?” E) Feign unconsciousness, then say, “Sorry, I blacked out for a moment there. You were saying something fascinating about your deck.” F) Other.