1. APhoto Fix: Christian pilgrims carry a large wooden cross along Via Dolorosa towards the Church of the Holy Sepulchre retracing Jesus Christ’s steps toward his crucifixion during a Good Friday procession in Jerusalem earlier today. (AP Photo/Baz Ratner)
3. Humor Fix: David Letterman’s “Ten Signs You Hired A Bad Easter Bunny” here.
5. Top of the News Fix: Veteran dies day after getting WWII medals here, Survey finds boys failing in schools here, Texas stops arresting drunks in bars here, Federal tax filers get extension here, and Neil Young records impeach the president song here.
6. Opinion Fix: Dick Armey/Christian Science Monitor (Imagine an EZ tax season), Rosa Brooks/LA Times (Real Americans pout, not protest), Henry Kissinger/International Herald Tribune (American strategy & pre-emptive war), Julie Ann Ponzi/Townhall (Review: “Female Chauvinist Pigs”), and Brent Bozell/Media Research Center (Character assassination, media style).