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HBO’s 10 Commandments

Joker asks: Are these the HBO commandments?

  • 1. Thou shalt not question DFO.
  • 2. Thou shalt have “thoughts.”
  • 3. Thou shalt not mock DFO for promoting the things/people he supports
  • 4. Thou shalt not point out when DFO commits blog overkill or makes mistakes.
  • 5. Thou shalt not covet the mostly naked Peta women/cheerleaders on HBO.
  • 6. Thou shall not encourage pictures of cats on the blog.
  • 7. Thou shall not “out” others on the blog.
  • 8. Thou shall worship not false blogs.
  • 9. Thou shall protect the shire from all invaders.
  • 10. Thou shall attend blogfest.

DFO: I can’t believe Joker missed the No. 1 commandment of them all: Dave’s blog, Dave’s rules. Otherwise, not bad.

Question: Can you think of any other comments that might have been left out?

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog