Now that the president has been re-elected to serve a second term, I just have a few questions.
Is Ted Nugent still alive and, if so, is he in jail?
On what exact date will the 1,000 years of darkness that Chuck Norris predicted would happen if President Barack Obama served a second term occur?
Will Sen. Mitch McConnell’s No. 1 priority over the next couple of years be to ensure that the 22nd Amendment won’t be repealed so that the president won’t be able to serve a third and possibly a fourth term?