The mysteries of BP explained…

Good evening, Netizens…

At last! We finally have a cogent explanation of how BP is managing their income in these self-induced hard times. The only problem is due to BP’s inability to tell the truth, we have to rely on the Seattle Post-Intelligencer’s David Horsey to explain either their convoluted financial condition, much less how the hell they are going to plug the hole they drilled in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico that is leaking thousands of gallons of crude oil every day.

Unfortunately as you can see the federal regulators whose task it is to prevent ecological disasters such as the one in the Gulf are cozily in bed with BP board members, and that is just the edge of the iceberg. The company employees are equally cozy with the inspectors who are supposed to check their safety and work standards, and the lobbyists own, I mean control the politicians.

It is all controlled by a cash infusion valve, David Horsey would have us believe, and BP controls that, too.

Damn, I’m glad we finally got a clear understanding of how the Big Oil companies run their finances. Of course, your opinions may differ.

Dave