How do you scratch the itch?

Good morning, Netizens…
The Photo courtesy of Seth Wenig / AP I heard about this woman Chris Walton, who, according to the New Guiness World Record for 2012, has the longest fingernails in the world. Now my irreverent question is, how the hell will she ever scratch herself without doing bodily harm? Now that I’ve asked the question, I believe the answer is very carefully.
Dave
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