Suffering from cubicle coma today?

The new edition of the Urban Dictionary showed up in my mailbox and before I donate it to our features pod reference library, I picked out some death-related-sounding phrases floating out there in slang land.
Check your vitals: To check your email and Facebook.
Cubicle coma: When you wake up and feel energized, but as soon as you enter the workplace, a wave of exhaustion runs over you.
Dead text: A text that is received too long after it’s sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.
Lying in wake: When a spouse or partner pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they know what time you returned and can tear you a new one in the morning.
(AP archives photo of woman checking her vitals)
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