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How would you apologize to plants?

Suppose your routine gets disrupted for one reason or another.

And, as a consequence, you forget to water the house plants for an unacceptably long period of time.

What would you say to them (after giving them all a big drink, of course)?

A) “I apologize unreservedly.” B) “I have made you question who I am and how I could have done the things I did.” C) “Mistakes were made.” D) “It's me, not you.” E) Other. 

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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