It'll never happen.

But for those who battle springtime allergies and have to take medications to stave off allergy-induced asthma, the race could not come at a worse time of year.

Still, there wouldn't be much support for...

A summertime Bloomsday: Too hot.

An autumnal Bloomsday: Too busy.

A winter Bloomsday: Too much chance that only 43 people would register.

Oh, well. Allergy sufferers seldom get their way.

Next: Bring Your Dog To Work Day vs. The Right to Breathe.