It'll never happen.
But for those who battle springtime allergies and have to take medications to stave off allergy-induced asthma, the race could not come at a worse time of year.
Still, there wouldn't be much support for…
A summertime Bloomsday: Too hot.
An autumnal Bloomsday: Too busy.
A winter Bloomsday: Too much chance that only 43 people would register.
Oh, well. Allergy sufferers seldom get their way.
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