Potential catch phrases for a Spokane action/adventure hero:

1. "Does this hurt?"

2. "Well, OK then."

3. "You're goin' to the lake, pal."

4. "It's a little spendy."

5. "Not from around here?"

6. "Great place to raise welts."

7. "You'll love it here."

8. "All you can eat, baby."

9. "How about half off that?"

10. "Time to burn some grass."