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Wed., Feb. 1, 2012, 3:25 p.m.

What was your dad’s signature line?

A) "If it's not one thing, it's another." B) "Get a haircut." C) "You're not going out dressed like that." D) "I'll give you something to cry about." E) "Don't make me pull over." F) "Turn that racket down." G) "Use the brains God gave you." H) "You paid how much for that?" I) "You're going to go blind in there." J) "You've got it easy." K) "My father would have knocked my block off if I pulled a stunt like that." L) "Are you kidding me?" M) "You call that music?" N) "Good job, Jason." O) "We're not trying to heat the whole outdoors." P) "Use that tone with your mother again and you are going down for the count." Q) "This report card suggests to me that you are not overly exerting yourself." R) "Finish that, people are starving in Armenia." S) "Go clean your room." T) "How long have I been passed out?" U) "So that's what they're wearing these days?" V) "I woudn't do that, if I were you." W) "If I discover that someone has absconded with the last piece of pie, there's going to be trouble." X) "There are going to be some changes around here." Y) "If Kathy Larson told you she was going to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?" Z) Other.   




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