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Stranger things have happened

I don't think there was any kind of ceremony. But I seem to recall that I received an honorable discharge after completing my tour of duty as a patrol boy in sixth grade.

But.

What if I could somehow make a case that I was wrongly terminated and entitled to back pay?

We weren't actually paid, of course. But we patrol boys were granted free admission to high school sports events. So perhaps I could claim that I am owed retroactive admission to decades of basketball games.

Just a thought.     




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