8 stages of predawn skunk spotting
1. Uh oh.
2. Man, he's big.
3. I wonder if he's lost.
4. No, no, no -- don't head this way.
5. And don't go that way either. Too much traffic.
6. What does he find to eat at this time of year?
7. Well, if he got to be that big, I guess he knows how to make a living.
8. Good luck, pal.
