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Rise of the machines

Are you one of those parents who reject real names when it comes to deciding what to call a newborn?

Well, here’s a possibility.

I was looking at a grocery store receipt and noticed something up at the top. Right beneath the date and time, it said: “HELLO, MY NAME IS LANE #1.”

Perfect. Then you could call the second kid Lane #2.

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "The Slice." Read all stories from this blog