Sayings that should be on buttons or bumper stickers:
"Don't flatter yourself -- I was staring at your dog."
"Ex-Californians aren't the problem -- you are."
"I live in North Idaho and acknowledge the federal government."
"My other car is a heap so I legally registered it in Washington."
"Nobody on my Hoopfest team was a jerk."
"Refusing to let Spokane news media shape my reality."
"Decode fictions that shape Spokane's image."
"Get that zucchini away from me."