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Sayings that should be on buttons or bumper stickers:

“Don't flatter yourself — I was staring at your dog.”

“Ex-Californians aren't the problem — you are.”

“I live in North Idaho and acknowledge the federal government.”

“My other car is a heap so I legally registered it in Washington.”

“Nobody on my Hoopfest team was a jerk.”

“Refusing to let Spokane news media shape my reality.”

“Decode fictions that shape Spokane's image.”

“Get that zucchini away from me.”

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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