The Slice

TUESDAY, JULY 31, 2012, 7:25 A.M.

For those who have been divorced

If the tabloid press had covered the breakup of your marriage, they would have...

A) Had a hard time finding anything all that salacious. B) Had a field day. C) Simply made an awful situation even worse. D) Had occasion to use phrases like "Love Triangle," "Love Nest," "Boy Toy," "Serial Adulterer" and "The Other Woman." E) Probably prompted me to do something that would have landed me in jail for a long time. F) Taken my side. G) Rightly portrayed one of us as unhinged. H) Described one of us as a latter day Julianne Phillips. I) Paid someone at my office for access to emails. J) Discovered that some human sadness just doesn't sell. K) Other. 

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