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Start planning to push up your boobs

The email's subject line read "Halloween Trend Alert."

It was from a public relations firm. And it began this way.

"Many women love to dress up on Halloween but extravagant costumes can get overwhelming and pricey."

The solution? Corsets that squeeze a woman's torso and push her breasts way up high, so that they will appear as if they are being served on a platter.

How nice.

Halloween gets scarier every year.

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