A) Instead of Playboy, he might have tried launching an outdoors magazine. B) He would have realized that wearing pajamas all the time wouldn't exactly set him apart. C) He still would have suspected that people think about sex. D) He would have made a statement about his manhood with a big truck. E) He might have aged in a slightly less ghoulish way. F) He would have gone to work for Cowles Publishing and lived happily ever after. G) He would have moved to California. H) Instead of "Hef," associates would have called him "Skeeter." I) He would have worn camo and a trucker cap. J) Other.
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