A colleague with a lively mind wondered if that has ever worked in the long history of misbehaving celebrities trying to get out of trouble with the police.

And I have another question.

Who in the Spokane area could you see trying that?

I can think of several possibilities. OK, we might have few bona fide celebrities. But we have our share of self-important asses.

In any event, we can only hope the cops would not bother to protect the suspects' large heads when stuffing them into the back of the police cruiser.

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